You are cordially invited to sip tea with me, a left-winger. I will supply the lemon for you Americans and milk and sugar for you Brits.
The conversation will be lively as long as your vocabulary includes words other than “No.”
If you are a Palin, Limbaugh or Beck devotee, please leave your shoes at the door…would not want what you have been stepping in inside the house!
Serving an assortment of organic black, green and white teas. Herbal drinks are for sissies.
A proper platter of crumpets will be served.
You may wear a silk scarf, an ascot or cravat if you desire. Silk pocket-handkerchiefs are acceptable.
Promptly, then, at 3:45 PM.