It was a dark and cold and stormy night…

…and all the boys were gathered around the camp fire and one of them said to their leader: “Tell us a story.”  And so he began: “It was a dark and cold and stormy night and all the boys were gathered around the camp fire and one of them said to their leader: Tell us a story.”  And so he began:  “It was a dark and cold and stormy night and all the boys…”